You may have noticed that TeleCuracao FM has (temporarily) taken over the “whipping boy” status that is usually reserved for UTS around these parts, and with a Facebook page like this one, you can’t really be surprised.
Well, epic failure must be company policy because the TeleCuracao website looks like it was made by Faily McFailerson.
Let’s start with the Terms of Use, something that is pretty important when you consider that we’re talking about OUR NATIONAL TELEVISION STATION.
Sweet, Rummikub playing Christ. You couldn’t even spell Lorem Ipsum correctly? A decomposing iguana could copy/paste Lorem Ipsum text without messing it up.
Hmmm, how’s about that Privacy Policy page…
Look TeleCuracao, here’s a picture of a cute puppy that has violent diarrhea. It serves more purpose than your wrongly spelled Lorem Ipsum text.
Ah well, let’s check out the Help page shall we?
Here, let me help you fill all that empty space. It’s a picture of me, as I’m typing this post…
Dave: * looks like a Greek God *
Dave: * continues to click through TeleCuracao.com *
Dave: * gets Vertigo *
A check of the Latest Promotions page takes us to the “Shoping” page. Well, you have to admit, a word like ‘shopping’ is pretty hard to spell..
Well, maybe things look better over at the “Papiamentu” version of the site…
Mother of God, it appears to be French….
See that pirate making a poker face? That’s how my face is right now TeleCuracao. I think I hate you…
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